1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 How's everything, Pebbles? 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [babbling] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Can you play table tennis, Pebbles? 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Maybe, I'll teach you someday. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 crash 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Well, so much for table tennis. Anyone for firewood? 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 [Barney laughing] 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,000 [theme music] 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 [siren blaring] 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Yabba dabba do! 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 ♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪ 13 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,000 ♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪ 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,000 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 ♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪ 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 ♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪ 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 ♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪ 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 ♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪ 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 ♪ A dabba doo time ♪ 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 ♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪ 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 [snoring] 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 [instrumental music] 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 [continues snoring] 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 [gasps] 26 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Come on, Pebbles, honey. One for grandma. 27 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 And one for mommy. 28 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 'And one for daddy.' 29 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 'Come on, sweetheart, one for daddy.' 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Oh, I get it. Daddy's too fat already. 31 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Okay, sweetie, you've had enough cereal. 32 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I prefer birdseed myself. 33 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 [honks] 34 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Oh, dear. That must be Betty. 35 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 [honks] 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Gee, what cold hands. 37 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,000 - Hi, Wilma, ready to go? - Be right with you, Betty. 38 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 I'll get Fred to take care of Pebbles. 39 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Fred? Oh, Fred? 40 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 [snoring] 41 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 (Wilma) 'Fred? Fred, wake up.' 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 [stammers] Oh-oh. Hey, Wilma. 43 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Fred, Betty and I are going to the beauty parlor. 44 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Take care of Pebbles, will you? 45 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 (Fred) 'Why, sure. It'll be a pleasure.' 46 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 - I won't be long. - Take your time, honey. 47 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Alright, sugar. Suppose daddy reads you a story. 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 [cooing] 49 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,000 (Fred) '"Goldirocks and the three dinosaurs."' 50 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 "Once upon a time, there were three dinosaurs. 51 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 'A papa dinosaur, A mama dinosaur' 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 and an itsy-bitsy baby dinosaur. 53 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 And the three dinosaurs lived in a little cottage in the woods. 54 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 And each had their own bed. 55 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 The big dinosaur had a b-i-i-i-g bed. 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,000 And the medium size dinosaur had a medium size bed. 57 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 And the itsy-bitsy dinosaur had a itsy-bitsy bed. 58 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 [laughs] Isn't that something, Pebbles? 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 'They all had their own bed.' 60 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 [yawning] 61 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 [laughing] 62 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Okay. I get the message. No more reading. 63 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 We'll play ball. 64 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Got it! 65 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Oww! 66 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 [giggling] 67 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Alright, honey. Catch. 68 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,000 'Atta girl. Now, throw it back to daddy.' 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 toing 70 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Oh, boy. 71 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Yeow! 72 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 [giggling] 73 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I get it. Daddy's gotta crack his skull for laughs, eh? 74 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 [chuckling] 75 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Alright. Catch the ball again. 76 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Good. Now throw it back. 77 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Oh, no, you don't. 78 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 chomp chomp chomp 79 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Dino! Dino, here boy! Here, Dino! 80 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 [barking] 81 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 swoosh 82 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Get the ball, Dino. 83 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Hmm. 84 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 [laughing] 85 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 You see, Pebbles, daddy isn't so dumb. 86 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Anybody can whack their head twice 87 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 but three times you'd have to be a dope. 88 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 clang 89 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 thud 90 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [laughing] 91 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Hiya, Fred. Getting your lumps special delivery? 92 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 [laughing] 93 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 [Fred mocking] Alright, alright. 94 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 We've had our laugh for the day. What do you want? 95 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I came to see if you wanted to go bowling. 96 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Oh, well. I can't, Barn. I'm taking care of Pebbles. 97 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Pebbles? This grown-up young lady is Pebbles? 98 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Boy, Fred, she sure is growing fast. 99 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Upsy-daisy. 100 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 [giggling] 101 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Hey! Be careful. 102 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 [continues giggling] 103 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 (Barney) 'Golly, you know before you know it' 104 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 They're married and got kids of their own. 105 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Listen, it'll be a long time before Pebbles gets married. 106 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 [chuckles] She's not even going steady yet. Right, sweetheart. 107 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 [cooing] 108 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Hey, Barn. How about a game of table tennis? 109 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Okay. Uh, Pebbles can watch us. 110 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Yeah, and Dino can watch Pebbles. 111 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 [Dino barking] 112 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Go ahead, Barney. As my guest, you serve first. 113 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Oh, you go ahead, Fred. Uh, got the ball? 114 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Oh, yeah. The ball, the ball, it's around here some place. 115 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 So, how about a date, gorgeous? 116 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Gee, Harold. I don't know. 117 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Never mind the ball, Barney. 118 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Hey. 119 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 (Fred) 'We'll use this.' 120 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 - All set, Barn? - 'Fire away.' 121 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 thwack thwack 122 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 thwack thwack 123 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Gosh! I had no idea, Harold was so athletic. 124 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 thwack thwack 125 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 (Barney) 'You missed, Fred, my point.' 126 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Oh, Harold dear, you were wonderful! 127 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 It's nothing. 128 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 [panting] 129 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 I'm not even warmed up yet. 130 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 [panting] 131 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 - 'My serve.' - Yup. I lead, one to nothing. 132 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I will soon fix it. 133 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 thwack 134 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 boing 135 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Two to nothing. He-he-he. 136 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 [mocking] Alright. Alright. 137 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,000 What are you a walking scoreboard or something? 138 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 thwack 139 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 boing 140 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 - Net ball. - So what? 141 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 It went over, didn't it? So, it's my point. 142 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 (Arnold) 'No, it isn't, Mr. Flintstone.' 143 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 The rules say, that if the service ball 144 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,000 touches the net in passing over it, no point is scored. 145 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Arnold, what are you doing here 146 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 and why don't you mind your own business? 147 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I am minding my business, Mr. Flintstone. 148 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I'm here to deliver your paper. 149 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 [cooing] 150 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Hi, Pebbles, how are you? 151 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Alright, Arnold, if you're here to deliver the paper. 152 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 - Let's have it. - Yes, sir. 153 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 thud 154 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 - Why, you.. - Hold it, Fred. 155 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,000 - You said let's have it. - I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. 156 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 [mocking] I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. 157 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Hey, look Fred, are we playing table tennis or are we not? 158 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,000 We are. No alibi's this time, just try and return the serve. 159 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 boing 160 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 This guy is hopeless. 161 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Look at that net! It's too high. 162 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 You're wrong there, Mr. Flintstone. 163 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 The rules say, the top of the net should be six inches 164 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 above the playing surface. This one's barely four inches. 165 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Okay, Arnold, seeing you're such 166 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 an authority on the game. 167 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 - How about you playin' me? - Gosh! I don't know. 168 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 To make it worth your while, we'll play for the paper money 169 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 I owe you. Double or nothing. 170 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Well, alright, Mr. Flintstone, But I feel I should tell you. 171 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I possess a rather high degree of proficiency. 172 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Don't start alibiing, Arnold. I've gotta bum back myself. 173 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Come on, let's play. Now you serve first. 174 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 You got the ball? What happened to the ball? 175 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 And I'm even better at golf. 176 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Once a guy hit me 300 yards. 177 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, Harold. 178 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 (Fred) 'Doggone it. Where's that ball?' 179 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Never mind, Mr. Flintstone. I happen to have one. 180 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 (Fred) 'Okay, go ahead and serve. Barney, you keep score.' 181 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Will do, Fred. 182 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 [cooing] 183 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 - Ready, Mr. Flintstone? - Yup. 184 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 thwack 185 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 (Barney) 'One to nothin'.' 186 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Wait a minute, Barney, I wasn't ready. 187 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 But Arnold asked if you was ready and you said, "Yeah." 188 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Oh, yeah, I said, "Yeah", but I didn't mean yeah I was ready 189 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,000 I meant, yeah, I'm getting ready to be ready. 190 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Alright, I'll serve again. Are you ready? 191 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 - Ready. - Here goes. 192 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 thwack 193 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Ouch. 194 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 (Barney) 'What are you doing, Fred? Playing by ear?' 195 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 [laughing] 196 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Eh, look, Fred, Arnold served 197 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 such a fast ball you ought to stand back farther. 198 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 (Fred) Oh, yeah. Thanks, Barney. That's a good idea. 199 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Okay, Arnold, do your worse. 200 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I know how to handle your serve now. 201 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 [upbeat music] 202 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 boing 203 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 thud 204 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Mr. Flintstone, are you alright? 205 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Yeah. I'm alright. 206 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Let's keep playing. You haven't won yet. 207 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Ouch. 208 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 [giggling] 209 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 thwack thwack 210 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,000 [instrumental music] 211 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 thwack thwack 212 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 crash 213 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Too bad, Fred. That's point and game for Arnold. 214 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Have you had enough, Mr. Flintstone? 215 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 No, I haven't. Now come on. 216 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 One more game, double or nothing. 217 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 But you've already lost seven dollars and 28 cents 218 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 plus 80 cents in side bets. 219 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 - That's eight dollars. - I know. I can add too. 220 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Let's see, eight and eight is eighteen. 221 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Okay, Arnold, 18 bucks or nothin'. 222 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 - Come on. - Hm. 223 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 - Uh, Fred-- - Stay out of this, Barney. 224 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000 I know what I'm doing. Go ahead, Arnold. Serve. 225 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yes, sir. 226 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 thwack 227 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Nice return, Mr. Flintstone. 228 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 toing 229 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I got it, I got it. 230 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 [instrumental music] 231 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Awck. I'm getting the heck out of here. Awck. 232 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000 My point, Mr. Flintstone. You didn't return the ball. 233 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 thwack thwack 234 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 How's everything, Pebbles? 235 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 [cooing] 236 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Can you play table tennis, Pebbles? 237 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Maybe, I'll teach you someday. 238 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 crash 239 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Well, so much for table tennis. Anyone for firewood? 240 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 [Barney laughing] 241 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 (Arnold) 'I guess that does it, Mr. Flintstone.' 242 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Would you care to settle our little bet in cash 243 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 or shall I take a mortgage on your house? 244 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000 You'll get your money, Arnold. Have I ever welched on a bet? 245 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 And while Arnold is thinking up an answer to that one 246 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 I'll be on my way. So long, Fred. 247 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,000 So long, Barney. And you could beat it too, Arnold. 248 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 - 'Pick up your papers and go.' - Yes, sir. 249 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,000 How about that? The White Stones are tied for the pennant. 250 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Well. I'll read about it later. 251 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Gotta keep an eye on Pebbles. 252 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 (Arnold) 'I'll watch her, Mr. Flintstone.' 253 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,000 You? I don't know, Arnold. I don't think she likes you. 254 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Oh, yes she does. Don't you, Pebbles? 255 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 [cooing] 256 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000 She sure is cute, Mr. Flintstone. 257 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Maybe, someday we'll get married. Huh, Pebbles? 258 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Arnold! Don't say that. 259 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Not even in fun. Don't say it. 260 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Well, okay, Arnold. You can babysit. 261 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 'I'll go read my paper.' 262 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Look, Pebbles. This is the church 263 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 'and this is the steeple.' 264 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,000 'Open the door and here are the people.' 265 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 [giggling] 266 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 - 'Hey, Arnold.' - Yes, Mr. Flintstone? 267 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,000 This newspaper is chipped. See. 268 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. 269 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 That's probably where it hit your head. 270 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 [groans] That Arnold. 271 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Maybe, someday he'll marry Pebbles he says. 272 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Over my dead body he will. 273 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,000 [yawning] 274 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 No, sir. It'll be a mighty cold day 275 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 before I let Pebbles marry him. 276 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 [yawning] 277 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Mighty cold day. Yes, sir. 278 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 [snoring] 279 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 [wind howling] 280 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:35,000 (Fred) 'But, Mr. Slate, I can't afford to retire.' 281 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 (Mr. Slate) 'I'm sorry, Flintstone.' 282 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 We're both over the hill. 283 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 My son has taken over my job 284 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 and he's found a younger man to replace you. 285 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Uh, a Mr. Arnold, I believe. 286 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 A-A-Arnold? 287 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Hiya, Mr. Flintstone. 288 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I'll take over now and don't worry about your newspaper. 289 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I'm keeping my route as a sideline. 290 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,000 If you want my job you'll only get it 291 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 over my dead body. 292 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Aw, don't take it so hard, sir. 293 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 That's the rock business. 294 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 [laughing] 295 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 thud 296 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Why did it have to be him? 297 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Thank heavens I still have my old pals in the pool hall. 298 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Hiya, Rockhead. Shaleface. How's about a game? 299 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Sorry, Flintstone. The new guy's got the table. 300 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 We can't beat him. He's too good. 301 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,000 (Fred) 'Well, relax fellows. Old Freddy is here.' 302 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 I'll show him a few trick shots. 303 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,000 - You again. - Hiya, Mr. Flintstone. 304 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Shall I rack 'em up? 305 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Go ahead, wise guy. Rack 'em up. 306 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Just to be fair, I'll even let you break first. 307 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Gee, thanks, sir. You're a real sport. 308 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Here goes. 309 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 thwack 310 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 whirr 311 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000 That did it, I've had it. 312 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I guess I am through. 313 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Washed up. 314 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,000 That Arnold's finished me. 315 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Maybe I can find some peace at the bowling alley. 316 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Hiya, fellas. I'm here. 317 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Boy, am I ever in the mood for a game? 318 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Uh-oh. 319 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Oh. Hi again, Mr. Flintstone. 320 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Guess what? I'm on your team now. 321 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 In fact, I am the captain. 322 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Watch this. 323 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Hey, that's my bowling ball. 324 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Give it to me. 325 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 [screaming] 326 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 crash 327 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,000 You know, that kid is beginning to bug me. 328 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 'Water Buffalo Hall.' 329 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 My last refuge from that Arnold. 330 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I wonder what's goin' on today. 331 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Hiya, brother Water Buffaloes. What's goin' on? 332 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 [bugle music] 333 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Announcing His Highness 334 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 the newly elected 335 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Imperial Grand Poobah. 336 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 [applause] 337 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Oh, no. 338 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 No, no. Not him. 339 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Not Arnold! 340 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 [gibberish] 341 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Well, at least I still have my old pal, Barney. 342 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 We've been friends through thick and thin. 343 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 He's always there when I need him. 344 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Hiya, Barney, old pal, old buddy. 345 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 How's about comin' over for a while? 346 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Sorry, Fred. Me and Arnold are going to the fights. 347 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 - So long, Fred. - Bye, Mr. Flintstone. 348 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Barney, you and I are through! 349 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Some pal he turned out to be. 350 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Lucky for me I still have my little family. 351 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 No one can break us up. 352 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 No, sirree. 353 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Not even Arnold. 354 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 [wind howling] 355 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 brrr 356 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 It's a mighty cold day. 357 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Colder than any I've known for the last 60 years. 358 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Oh, I'm glad you're home, Fred. 359 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 It's a mighty cold day. 360 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Yes, it sure is mighty cold. 361 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Where-where's our dear daughter, Pebbles? 362 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000 In her room. Listening to her Leonard Bernstone records. 363 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 [upbeat music] 364 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 [squawks] Wow! I wish Leonard Bernstone 365 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 would explain this music to me. 366 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 [music continues] 367 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Oh, doesn't she dance divinely, Fred? 368 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Is that what she's doing? 369 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Pebbles dear, daddy's here. 370 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Oh. Hi, daddy. 371 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 [music stops] 372 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 [squawks] Oh, boy. 373 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Soon as my needle guarantee is up 374 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 I'm quittin' this job. 375 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Uh, Pebbles is getting to be a big girl, Fred. 376 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Soon I'll have to tell her all about the birds and the bees. 377 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 What about them? 378 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I hope you'll tell me before noon, mother. 379 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Why? What's at noon? 380 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I'm getting married. 381 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 M-m-married? To-to who? 382 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Who? Who? Who? Who to? 383 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 I'll give you a hint. 384 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 He's handsome, strong, intelligent 385 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 charming and ambitious. 386 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 'In fact, he's the most wonderful man in the world.' 387 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 [chuckling] 388 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Uh, Pebbles, you just described your old daddy. 389 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Don't be silly, daddy. I'm talking about-- 390 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 (Arnold) 'Paperboy.' 391 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 [upbeat music] 392 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 - Here's your paper. - Look out! 393 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 [laughing] 394 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 That's one time he didn't get me. 395 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000 No. Ooh, that Arnold. That, that's-- 396 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Yes! That's the man I'm going to marry. 397 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 The world's richest newsboy. 398 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,000 That? That's the man you're going to marry? 399 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Uh-huh. 400 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Oh, my baby. 401 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Fred, isn't it wonderful? 402 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 We're losing our baby. 403 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Oh, no, we're not! She isn't marrying Arnold. 404 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 - I forbid it. - But, Fred-- 405 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 You know how I feel about that Arnold. 406 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 He's been making my life miserable 407 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 ever since he was a kid. 408 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 No, sir. She's not marrying Arnold and that's final. 409 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 F-I-N-L. Final! 410 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 (Arnold) 'Pebbles, beloved. Where art thou?' 411 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Here I art, Arnold dearest. 412 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 - Ready, Pebbles? - Ready. 413 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 [chiming] 414 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 No. No. Pebbles, come back! 415 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Wilma, your child is eloping. 416 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,000 - I'm going after them. - That's the girl. 417 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Maybe they'll give me a lift to the beauty parlor. 418 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 [muttering] 419 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 I'm not going to let them do it. 420 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 I'm going to stop the wedding. 421 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 (Fred) 'Stop! Stop, I say!' 422 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Why can't I sit up front with you, Arnold dearest? 423 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 The papers are there, sweetheart. 424 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Pebbles, please you can't marry him. I won't let you. 425 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Goodbye, daddy dear. We'll be late for the wedding. 426 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Wa-wait! Where is the wedding? 427 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000 - Where are you going? - Read all about it! 428 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Ah-ha, that time he missed me. 429 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Here, daddy. Here's my bouquet. 430 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 swish 431 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Ow! 432 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Pebbles, baby, come back. 433 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Come back. 434 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 [both laughing] 435 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Dino. Here, Dino. 436 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 (Fred) 'Go get 'em, Dino.' 437 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 [barking] 438 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 After him, boy! 439 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 [barking] 440 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Bring 'em back. Go, boy. 441 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 [barking] 442 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 [snoring] 443 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Ooh. Oh, the paper'll tell me where they went. Here it is. 444 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 [Fred reads from newspaper] 445 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000 [laughing] 446 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 I hear them. I hear them. 447 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Taxi. Taxi. 448 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Follow that laugh. And hurry! 449 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 [laughing continues] 450 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 There it is. That's it. The little church. 451 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 I've got to stop them. 452 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I now pronounce you man and-- 453 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Hold it! You can't marry them! The groom's no good. 454 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 'He sells chipped newspapers.' 455 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 'Oh-ho. You're not Arnold.' 456 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 'And you're not Pebbles.' 457 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 [laughing continues] 458 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Ah-ha, I hear them. They're in here. 459 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 I now pronounce you man and-- 460 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 (Fred) 'Stop the music! Hold the presses!' 461 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 screech 462 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I demand this wedding be stopped. 463 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Uh, Betty. Barney! 464 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Well, what are you doin' here? 465 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000 You tell us. It's your dream. 466 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 We're getting married. That's what we're doing. 467 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 (Fred) 'But you're already married.' 468 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 'You got married 25 years ago.' 469 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Well, you can't expect us to remember everything 470 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 that happened 25 years ago. 471 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Ooh. I've got to find 'em. 472 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Pebbles. Pebbles! 473 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 - Good luck, my children. - Stop. Stop! 474 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 - I'm her father. - Goodbye, daddy. 475 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000 - Goodbye. - Come back, Pebbles. 476 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Come back. Pebbles. 477 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Come back-k-k-k! 478 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 crash 479 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Come back. Come back. 480 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 - Come back. - Fred. 481 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Fred. Fred! Wake up! 482 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Come back. Come back. 483 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 What? W-W-Wilma. 484 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Hey, that beauty parlor sure knows its business. 485 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 'You look 20 years younger.' 486 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Well, thank you. 487 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Fred, are you alright? 488 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Yeah, yeah. I got a.. 489 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Oh. Oh! Where's Pebbles? 490 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 She's right here with me, Mr. Flintstone. 491 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Arnold. Out. Out! 492 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Beat it. Give me my daughter and get out of here. 493 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 'Anyone who'd fly around with my daughter on an elephant' 494 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 'is not welcome here.' 495 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 What's wrong with him? 496 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000 - He must have had a bad dream. - You can say that again. 497 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 mwah 498 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Pebbles. Sweetheart. 499 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Am I glad you're still a baby. 500 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Promise me you'll never grow up. 501 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Fred! What a silly thing to say. 502 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,000 (Fred) 'Oh, yeah? Just wait 20 years and see if you still think so.' 503 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 mwah 504 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 [cooing] 505 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 [theme song] 506 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 ♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪ 507 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000 ♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪ 508 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 509 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 510 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000 ♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪ 511 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 ♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪ 512 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 ♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪ 513 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 ♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪ 514 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 ♪ A dabba doo time ♪ 515 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪ 516 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪ 517 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Wilma!